- wear an apron
- have a cute side ponytail
- Be super loving and caring to your son so that the audience knows how much he cares about you and then die tragically in front of him so he embarks on a journey to avenge your death by battling overpowered enemies that want to end humanity
- have a husband that fuckin disappears
Me wen am hight
Me when I realize that I killed nearly everyone in the entire world and fused their souls into a bleeding radioactive sphere, nobody trusts me, everyone wants to use me for their own purposes or wants me dead, and the girl I tried to protect by accidentally bringing about near-apocalypse is dead, and I’ve been trying to fuck her clone, which is a clone of a clone of my dead mom whose soul is residing in the giant bio-mechanical angelic death machine that I used to kill everyone, and I just wanna go back and play gay piano with my alien boyfriend, but I missed the recital and he’s probably disappointed because I’m high.
what the FUCK is evangelion
This will forever go down as one of the greatest scenes in anime history
Who the fuck walks like this?!
tough cool people unlike you